РжуНиМагу (Юмор)

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Французских копов и так народ ненавидит, а тут ещё и магазы начали под шумок грабить

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Ещё один ржачный ролик

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Ещё один прикол. В точности повторяет старый Украинский анекдот
Во Львове в автобус заходит старик Бандера со Шмайсером и кричит.

зараз встали уси, кажить мне кожен котра година зараз (встали и каждый мне скажите который час сейчас)
Встаёт негр и мямлит "зараз пьять годын тридцать висимь хвилин"
А старик ему "Сидай, хлопчик, я и так бачу, щё ты не москаль"


Дык у поляков нонче аналогично: будь ты хоть негр, лишь бы не укоаинец

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Пытающиеся интегрироваться в Европу Армения отжигает

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Наверное, эта новость относится к политике, но помещу сюда, ибо улыбнуло

63х-летний КЛИНТОН 2 Глава NVIDIA трахался с китайской шпионкой Началось расследование.
"Я был неверен своей жене. Мои поступки причинили боль ей и нашим детям. Этому нет оправдания", – написал Хуанг сотрудникам Nvidia


https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/tech ... china.html

Nvidia Opens Investigation Into Jensen Huang’s Relationship With Suspected Chinese Spy

Mr. Huang, the company’s chief executive, acknowledged on Sunday that he was intimate with a business executive who U.S. officials had determined was working for Chinese intelligence.

Nvidia said on Sunday that it was opening an investigation into Jensen Huang, its chief executive and co-founder, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined was a Chinese spy.

Mr. Huang’s relationship with the woman, who goes by Alice Huang, became a U.S. government concern after surveillance revealed that she was feeding information directly to Beijing. The revelation raised troubling possibilities because Mr. Huang is one of the most powerful figures in the A.I. revolution as well as an influential ally of President Trump.

In a message to the company, Mr. Huang apologized. “I was unfaithful to my wife,” he said. “My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.”

Nvidia’s board said that it had “no reason to believe that either national security or Nvidia secrets were compromised,” but that “the board’s inquiry will examine all available information.” It said Mr. Huang “fully supports the review and has committed to cooperating with it.”

The independent board members will choose an outside counsel to investigate. John Rizzo, a company spokesman, said Mr. Huang wouldn’t be part of the selection process.

Mr. Huang, 63, will continue to lead the company during the investigation, the board said. As a co-founder, he has set up a unique structure at Nvidia where he dictates all aspects of its business while overseeing some 60 people who directly report to him.